April 17, 2012

Online dating

Maybe I should elaborate more about online dating. I mainly do it for the funny things that happen....not for love. evil I know, but people are so crazy!! Also, I love being a story teller....looking for real love is just to much work right now....

I have many reasons NOT to get a boyfriend like:
- He probably won't be able to talk about trashy reality TV for more than five minutes
- Someone will be judging me and the times I go to sleep and wake up
- I don't want to watch any sports
- I just know I won't be able to listen to the music I want to in the car
- His handwriting will be the same as my kids
-I'll have to talk to him everyday
- He might want a gift or two or three, man he's greedy!

I also have many reasons TO get a boyfriend like:
- I can interrupt him in the middle of sports talk to say I'm bored
- I don't have to pay for dinner.
-I don't have to carry heavy things.
-I don't have to pay for lunch.
-I don't  have to pay for breakfast.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

free meals is pretty much your only reason to have a boyfriend right now...... hahaha but hey, who can pass up something that's free.