I'm not a bad person right?

So I think I'm a good and nice person. I don't lead guys on, actually if anything I'm bruitally honest with guys, I'm not the type of girl to stroke an ego. So I've been talking to this one guy for maybe a week, if even. And he totally sent me this HILARIOUS message tonight. I almost peed my pants! It's just so sad and funny he'd think it was okay to send me this!

Elise i just prepared this little message to show you how much you mean to me and cherish you....I'm glad i ever cross your path in life.
I hope when you finish reading this it put smile on your face...here it goes:
Elise you magnify my happiness When I am feeling glad; you help to heal my injured heart Whenever I am sad. you’re such a pleasure in my life Elise; I hope that you can see How meaningful you are to me; You’re a total joy to me Elise.

Thanks for in-depth conversation That stimulates my brain; For things I can't explain...Because you are my dear friend Elise, my life is enriched in a myriad of ways. Like a cool breeze on a sweltering day, like a ray of sunshine parting glowering clouds, you lift me up.
I wonder if you are aware of the bright seeds you are sowing in me. I'm a better person for knowing you Elise, so that everyone I interact with is touched by your good effect on me. You relax me, refresh me, renew me. Your bounteous heart envelops me in joy and love and peace. May your life be filled with dazzling blessings,just as I am blessed by knowing you Elise.

I’m glad I found you Elise; Our friendship is a gift we share. I can be myself around you Elise, Safe in your love and care. I miss you when you’re out of sight; Our friendship bond was meant to be.
I think of you with great delight; You’re almost part of me now.

Just harmony for me and you Elise,The two of us--a perfect blend.
I will cherish you my whole life through Elise, My dear and treasured friend.

It's such a pleasure and a joy To know you Elise.You always care, you're always there, You say the right things, too! You make me smile when I am low You're just a pure delight. We talk a lot about everything; You make my life so bright! I hope that I am giving you
Some joy and happiness, Because you mean so much to me, More than I can express!

That's all i have to say Elise...that's how i feel inside of me so i decide to let you know OK....i hope this put smile on your face.

You take care, have a good night rest my dear...sweet dreams, see ya! muah:) talk to you tomorrow.

Yours sincere,
******** (don't want anyone to stalk him and be mean) ha

I'm pretty sure it's just my name pasted into a poem. ha. Some guys really don't get it. I mean maybe there are girls out there who would swoon at this. me? No thanks creeper. 

Okay, this was my hilariousness of the night, back  to work. Well maybe make some tea then back to work.