This is pretty much what I feel like all the time....

...a bad ass.

Online dating

Maybe I should elaborate more about online dating. I mainly do it for the funny things that happen....not for love. evil I know, but people are so crazy!! Also, I love being a story teller....looking for real love is just to much work right now....

I have many reasons NOT to get a boyfriend like:
- He probably won't be able to talk about trashy reality TV for more than five minutes
- Someone will be judging me and the times I go to sleep and wake up
- I don't want to watch any sports
- I just know I won't be able to listen to the music I want to in the car
- His handwriting will be the same as my kids
-I'll have to talk to him everyday
- He might want a gift or two or three, man he's greedy!

I also have many reasons TO get a boyfriend like:
- I can interrupt him in the middle of sports talk to say I'm bored
- I don't have to pay for dinner.
-I don't have to carry heavy things.
-I don't have to pay for lunch.
-I don't  have to pay for breakfast.

Wow, guys must really like poetry

This is the awesome message I woke up to today:

I love what you're about. I was. wondering if we can exchange numbers?. I think you look lovely. Here is a poem I did for you:
Beautiful Vibes
 
By: Quan Ranie
 
Sweetheart you give off truly beautiful vibes.

Like an angel, is no longer in her disguise.

Placed right here before my awakening eyes.

This is a wonderful feeling to realize.
 
Lady your sweetness is truly addictive.

You are truly wonderful & exquisite.
 
I'm glad to know that I truly didn't have to miss it 

Well, that pretty much brightened up my day! HAH. This guy actually claims he wrote a poetry book....hah.  I really hope I get another....